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Hormone Hostage
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| The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. |
| DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? |
| SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? |
| SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? |
| DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? |
| SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. |
| SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! |
| DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? |
| SAFER: Could we be overreacting? |
| SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. |
| DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? |
| SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. |
| SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? |
| DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? |
| SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today. |
| SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe. |